The Great Reema Youtube-Vaganza!
Reema is pulling off a Madhuri! She is leaving the film industry and getting all settled down with a nice little doctor in North America. Congratulations to her!
This is, then, a good time to look back at her career.
Reema Khan has been in the Pakistani film “industry” for over 20 years! That’s a massive achievement! Mainstream Heroes can barely do 20 years in the industry, let alone a Heroine. She has been an institution of sorts, always conducting herself with a certain grace and charm. That might seem like a bit fake sometimes, but it is admirable nonetheless. It should be also noted that she hasn’t worked with the “good” directors of the industry; i.e. Javed Sheikh, post-Chooriyaan Syed Noor etc. Also she hasn’t been attached to any of the “big-glamour-projects” over the last decade. Yet she dominates our image of what Pakistani film industry is.
Is she our version of Salman Khan? Nay, even better! She is the modern-day Anjuman! Also, it might be criminal to still look that damn fine, when someone is over 40yo. Damn Woman!
This calls for a big old fashion Reema Youtube Marathon! Oh yeaah brother!!
Lets start off with her debut movie, Bulandi. In 1990, she kicked it off with equally tween looking Shaan. It was just the start a young budding actress needed, and she was suddenly the talk of the town.
Here she is just kicking it up with Shaan in Bulandi, her debut in 1990
She kicked off her epic pairing with Babar Ali after Shaan went all AWOL. Look at their chemistry in this song Tukar Tukar, from Munda Bigra Jaye from 1995
She went epic kitsch in this song “Ship By Ship” from SaRak (1995)
Also, this EPIC song from the movie “Jo Darr Gaya Woh Marr Gaya” – 1995
This song is CLASSIC just because of the number of Animated GIFs one can make out of it!
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Here they are boogying it down from the 1996 movie “Miss Istanbul” – Chaar DinoN ki baat hay
This song is worth the amazing Random-Russian-Gori-Girl-Fierce-Pose-Off at 3:10 mark, from Talismi Jazeera (1996)
Here’s Reema doing her thang on Daanay Pe Daana!
For some Tango with Babar Ali in Moskwa, here’s Aye Thee College Parhnay (AkhiyaaN Lar Gaiyen Aan Chittay Munday De Naal) -1997
Again from 1997, here’s Hum Tumhaare Hain from Hum Tumhaare Hain! This is just worth all the Babar Ali-Reema dance moves!
She turned on the charm in this great song from the movie Nikah – Resham Kay Lehnga Mera. The movie reunited the Shaan-Reema pairing after a long long time!
And she turned on more of THAT chemistry in this really nice song from 1999. Though, easily the best part of the song are its’ two great singers Ghulam Abbas and oh-so-underrated Shabnam Majeed
THIS SONG HAS THE HOLY TRIFECTA OF NARGHIS-SAIMA-REEMA, AND ON AN ABRAR-UL-HAQ SONG… AND THE MOVIE IS CALLED “BILLO 420”! SO MUCH MAGNIFIQUE!
Aaja Nee Baija Cycle Te
Also in 2000, she had a minor role in Shaan’s second directorial venture “Mujhay Caand Chahiye”, where she had an artsy fartsy song routine with Moammar Rana
She really took a back-seat in 2000s, where she only did a handful of films. However, she went into directing and producing movies. Her first directorial venture was “Koi Tujh Sa Kahan”(2005), which did quite well apparently.
In 2006, she featured in this movie (which is creatively titled) “One 2 Ka One”. She is looking mighty fine! So is Saima! Woof! Both are going for Lucky Mr Moammar Rana in this one (I guessing he has a double role as one of the looks of Mr. Rana is all combed out, the other is all scruffy disheveled)
Which leads us to “Love Mein Ghum” (2011), her swansong movie. She directed, produced, and then starred in it. Unlike her first movie, I actually saw this movie, and let me tell you something: It was utter trash. I couldn’t even enjoy it unironically. I might write something about it in the coming weeks, but it was horrible! The movie took itself so seriously, and it didn’t have the goods to back up the claim. Having said that, stylishly speaking, it looked beautiful!
Though, I would like to thank Reema for everything she has done. Kitsch factor apart, she made it through a society which is totally bent towards subjugating women: And she made it through being fabulously awesome! Thank you for the memories, Reema!
Fakers’ Guide to Haseena Atom Bomb – Part 2
Fakers’ Guide to Haseena Atom Bomb – Part 1
I had been away from the blogging for a bit now. Im trying to change that, and Im coming back with a blog post format which I enjoyed doing the most, even though it was the most hectic, and the most excruciating thing to pull off. Presenting another edition from the “Faker’s Guide To..” series of … umm… comics.
Previously “Suha Jora” underwent the same treatment, and you can find Part 1 here and Part 2 here.
Haseena Atom Bomb is considered one of the trashtastic trash masterpiece of trash-normous scale. It was originally released in 1990, in Pashto. It was then re-released, with Urdu dubbing, later on. It starred Musarrat Shaheen and Badar Munir, arguably two of the biggest Pashto movie stars there ever been. A few people have tried to write on the movie,particularly Memsaab blog and @FourDK from twitter
Presenting…. Haseena Atom Bomb!
Part 2 of Haseena Atom Bomb is here
… TO BE CONTINUED….
Bollywood in New York
In an effort to expose some of my New York acquaintances to the wonderful world of Bollywood, I decided to make a list of some of the songs which featured their own bloody city. It is not meant to be an introduction to actual Bollywood, as that is a whole different conversation, and frankly beyond me (FilmiGirl’s Bollywood For Beginners Guide is Excellent, if someone is interested)
Occidentalism Alert!
A Twitter Conversation Regarding “Mera Laung Gawacha”
Sometimes I LOVE twitter. A conversation regarding what the song “Mera Laung Gawacha” really meant, got initiated after a friend said that it had sexual connotations. First, lets look at Anjuman swinging her booty on Musarrat Nazir
These are the lyrics of the songs (as I understand them to be, which are very different from some of the lyrics I found online, which do not make any sense to me)
Piche piche aaunda meri chal venda aaieN) - 2 Chear Waliya vekhda aaye ve mera laung gawacha nigah marda aaieN ve mera laung gawacha Dil de pHariyan kyun maarna ae taanay ve milan main aayi tenu roti de bahanay ve roti de bahanay ve) - 2 milna aayi te mil warna rus jaanwaaN gee sada lein minataaN tu karke manayi ve, mera laung gawacha niggah mar da aaye ve mera laung gawacha hoo...aaa... Kaali kaali aayi si main kaliyaaN de haeth di kandiya see ghoont maiN awaaz sun Jaeth di avaaz nu dekhdi - 2 mainue shaq panda main nakh nu phurakh ke dig paiya hoon dungee paieeN ve, mera laung gawacha niggaH marda aaye ve mera alung gawacha
Further additions to this conversations/interpretation to the song are highly welcomed.
The conversation/tweets might be altered for clarity purposes
Me: Im in shock! A friend just informed me that the song “Laung Gawacha” is about losing virginity! Mindfuck completed!
@sepoy: hence the role played by laung in wedding ceremonies etc
Me: With respect to the last tweet, the woman is clearly telling the guy to follow her, makes it clear that she made an excuse to be there & he better deliver.
Me: And also emphasizes that she is impatient, coming from a line of impatient people, and he better get down to “looking for it”. Love it!
@kaalakawaa: I don’t believe it. But the “roti de bahaanay vay” line is quite incriminating.
@dotfuz: so “nose stud” is a metaphor for “virginity”? :S
@zakoota: Also the fact that she’s constantly telling him to keep and eye out for her lost..virginity? Nigah maar da aeen vay.
@kalakawa: We’re taking “kaali” in the song as the Punjabi colloquial for impatience right? Fishy indeed.
Me: @kaalakawaa Haha, I dont know. Also “Kaali Kaali Aiee Se Main KaaliyaaN De Haeth Di” is also fishy! I adore it more now, actually!
@sabaimtiaz: what a great song… And I think everyone uses a version of the roti de bahane vey excuse.
@kalakawa: .@dishoompk’s discovery that Laung Gavacha is about the girl losing her virginity has seriously blown my mind. He’s right too. Listen.
@shahidsaeed: @dishoompk so this means we see teenagers and oldies, girls and old ladies, singing the tune of loss of virginity every wedding @kaalakawaa
Me: @shahidsaeed @kaalakawaa Oh we are a raunchy bunch, aren’t we?! We should rediscover our roots. Down with prude middle class social ethics!
.. then the conversation drifted towards a gang of transvestite serial killers, Meera Jee and her WAG status.
Addendum: The original source adds, “The first lyric, mera laung gawacha, why is there so much fuss over just laung, right? Another name for laung is “nath”. In slang when a girl loses her virginity, it is said that her “nath” is removed.
Why is the girl telling the guy with “impeccable hair style” to look at her gait. Why? because she is a woman now, her gait has changed. She is no longer a girl with an awkward waddle but a woman with grace.”
Please contribute to this great conversation!
We are all gearing up for one thing!
Desi Mixtape 5: Cheesy Kiya?
Well, the mixtapes are back, and they are going to the craptastic! I am still trying to figure out a more desirable pacing of the mixtape, or what songs go well together – hence this experiment has been more interesting than I thought I would be.
Listen from here or Download from here
Feel free to recommend songs for the next mixtape.
1. Brooklyn Qawwali Party – Mast Mast
These guys are based out of… take a wild guess… go on! Essentially a group of musicians that came together and reworked some of the greatest hits of Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan on jazz instruments! And I love the results. You can see the video of the band performing Mast Mast here
2. Overload – Amjad Khan
Sadly, the band is no more, the form it was that made us love them when they released their last album Pichal Pairee. Meesha Shafi, combined with the boys, created the magic that the album was. Meesha and her husband have now left the band. In that honor, I’m adding “Amjad Khan” track to this mixtape. I have a sneaky feeling that the future mixtapes might feature of Overload’s work
3. Sabri Brothers – Tishnagi Ko Jhinjor Detay Hain
This qawwali is a bit longer (as all qawwalis are), but this must be the funkiest qawwali you might have ever heard. Win
4. Darling – Aa Khushi Se Khudkushi Kar Le (Remix)
Pritam and Sunidi Chauhan combine to give such a craptastic song, that it is still on my playlist, 4 years after the soundtrack was released. Its cheesy, and I love it! And the makers of the song know this, as the video only includes an immense number of pelvic thrusts! And not some ordinary pelvic thrusts: those were Jiah Khan pelvic thrusts.
5. DJ Dev – Ole Ole Remix
No comments! Just enjoy the Sakshay love!
6. Bumbu Sauce – Bunaayn(za)
Originally, it is one of the classic poems by Anwar Masood.
The Punkjabi boys have punked it up. This is brilliant, and I also have a sneaky feeling that more of their work might be featured on the future mixtapes.
90s Pakistani-Pop Fluff Dhamaka
This was bound to happen. I grew up in the 90s, and had only terrestrial TV to keep myself amused. Hence, I have fan of the fluffy Pakistani Pop of the 1990s.
7. Haroon – Yaara
….. and this song will never make another appearance on any other mixtape. But those guitar riffs! Hayeee!
8. Ali Haider – Zaalim Nazron Se (Jadu Album Remix)
Before the current bout of madness, our reputed ex-friend-of-the-Dorothy Ali Haider had another bout of madness in the late twentieth century. Apparently, impressed by some drug fueled club experiences he had in the UK, he came out with his own trashy house music album in 2000, called Jadu! It was CRAPTASTIC! I think I might be the only person in the world that enjoys this album (and certain members of my family… “Banere Uttay Aa.. Banare Uttay Aa”…
However, he remixed some of his previous hits; in what he thought was good house music. I still adore his remix of Zaalim Nazron Se
9. Hadiqa Kiyani – Dupatta (Remix)
YES! “Dupatta Mera Malmal Kaaaaaaa! Karooun Kiya Is Chanchal Kaaaaaaa”
Rock Music, according to Bollywood
MEANWHILE……..
AND IF DISHOOM MAKES ANY MOVIE, EVER HE WOULD DO THE SAME…..
P.S. I reserved some seriously mean spirited comments about Farhan’s acting abilities. You can make your own mean statement about it. Cheerios!
Tumblr Me Softy..
So, given the banal nature of my everyday cultural exploration, I thought that Tumblr is a good platform for day to day sharing. (Twitter feeds get lost, for me atleast)
My Tumblr is http://dishoomdishoom.tumblr.com
Be Kind, Rewind
I really don’t know much about this guy or whether it is a spoof or not, but I’ll say, it is epic! I don’t know if it is making rounds or not, I had to share this!
And I will add more information about it later! But Enjoy
UPDATE
My bad! Apparently, it is a part of viral marketing for Mobilink Zong mobile services in Pakistan. They had a couple of more similar videos, which are also very funny.
Kudos!
