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Rough Guide to South India – For Pakistanis – Part 2

October 12, 2010

After a few weeks/months of laziness, heres the second part of the Rough Guide to South India. Part 1 can be found here. This time, we’ll cover Andhra Pradesh and Tamil Nadu! Thanks for everyone who contributed to this post!

Andhra Pradesh

Next up is Andhra. Oh Andhra. The major language is Telugu, unless you are in the capital, Hyderabad (Deccan)… then there’s a possibility you might be the part of…..

… where some of our Urdu speaking brothers are from


However, they talk like this!

And they are crazy about their Biryani

ReaLLLLy crazy about their Biryani

However…… anarchy rules outside Hyderabad! i.e. Telegu

Also, Andhra is quite famous for the virility of its men!

… and hence they had to really catch the attention of these horny barebacking loving men with some catchy condom songs!

Also, a Telegu film has potentially the best film-screen capture ever!

Also.. Deccan Chargers <— who owns this, again?

But once there was…


Brownie points Alert: Theres something called Telangana! Mention it to get respect points from Andhraites!

And if you are interacting with them, there is a higher probability that they are not in favour of this division. Add “Utter Malarkey” to the conversation. They love that term down there!

Tamil Nadu

Finally, the big boy: Tamil Nadu! The capital is Madras/Chennai, and the main language is Tamil.  And whenever I hear the word Tamil, I think of her…..

There are a lot of similarities between the Tamil culture and our culture. It is because….

Who we all must know because of this….

Also, this incredible piece of cinema, esp from the 4:05 mark

… and ofcourse when we are on the topic of Tamil viral videos…

.. However they are other similarities between us and them.. The politicians over there also enjoy a precarious relationship with the commoners..

7 Comments leave one →
  1. October 13, 2010 3:50 am

    Heh. funny.
    Small point. I believe, it’s Telugu and not Telegu.

  2. mohan permalink
    October 16, 2010 2:07 pm

    just like in tamil nadu,there is a god in andhra,he is chiranjeevi.n also vvs laxman,azharuddin,sania mirza etc r from andhra

  3. December 9, 2010 1:56 pm


  4. December 21, 2010 7:38 am

    maghadeera was awesome. ramcharan is charanjeevis son. i love telugu cinema.
    prabhudeva is sleeping with nayantara so it doesnt matter which party he belongs to. the lady has his name tattoeed on a nice part of her body.

  5. shazia permalink
    February 9, 2011 1:37 am

    the deccan chronicle owns the deccan chargers.. they’re the most widely circulated newspaper in andhra…


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